sexyhoho:

The challenge was to fill in the blanks with text from the script and then make up your own. Here are a few of da mad lips ya came up wit. ROSookiesNastyBloodyFL!

Stan: and the Fellowship has your blender and your microwave and still you do nothing.
Eric: Are you questioning my devotion, Stan?
Stan: Just want to return Vita-mix to his rightful position
Eric: oh damn because I thought you have another blender

Sam: Dog what dog
Daphne: Collie
Sam: I ain’t in a dog house little pig
Sam: Daphne Daphne well *oink*
Daphne: *Oink*, your own self

Stan: and your Fellowship has your maker and your mojo and still you do nothing!!
Eric: Are you questioning my mojo Stan?!
Stan: Just trying to return you to your elected position.
Eric: oh really because I think you have my erected position in mind. (waggles eyebrows)

Sam: You want me to put what where?
Daphne: Do it! It won’t hurt anything…
Sam: I can’t put metal in the microwave. It will shoot little sparks!
Sam: Daphne Daphne well ok if you buy me a new microwave
Daphne: Buy it your own self

Stan: and Vamp Fellowship has Vamp Groveling and Sniveling classes and still can’t do either
Eric: Are you kissing my ass Stan?
Stan: Just trying to return myself to ass kissing position.
Eric: oh really because I know you have another position.

Sam: Hey what shakin!
Daphne: Titties!
Sam: I puked in my mouth a little bit
Sam: Daphne Daphne well shit!
Daphne: blow your own self

Stan: and the Fellowship has great cookies and massages and still they do nothing
Eric: You said you hated my cookies, Stan.
Stan: Just try to return the Gladware to its right position
Eric: Oh, just because I keep Gladware you have another cookie maker!

Sam: Know what Daphne?
Daphne: What?
Sam: I pissed in your coffee shifty little bitch
Sam: Daphne Daphne well HAHAHA!
Daphne: Ha your own self

Stan: and the Fellowship has poked prodded and punctured me and still I do nothing
Eric: Are you kissing my Vampire Bill Stan
Stan: Just because I want to return your gracious plenty to its rightful position
Eric: oh really because I understand you have another desire to handle Bill’s not so plenty

lol this is what happens when True Blood doesn’t come on.